Have I told you guys about what an awesome thief I was?
iz true, iz true
Well, from ages 5 to 9 it was just chewing gum from the local grocery
but na, clorets chewing gum, it's fucking amazing (I wish I knew that word back then, that way maybe my parents would understand why I couldn't stop stealing it. Totally worth the deformation of my butt cheek)
But yeah, I got bored. Time to level up bitches.
So did I tell you I loved computer games?
Did I ever tell you how my parents never really bought me games?
Well, they didn't. So I resorted to theft (which was just like being in a game, so try it yo)
Here's a list of the games I stole:
1. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (PC)
2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (PC and Game Boy Colour)
a) for the PC game I had to go in the shop twice, I forgot the serial key sticker inside the box. So I automatically get extra credit right?
3. Wolverine's Revenge (PC) - WHAT A GAME! O.O
4. Tomb Raider : The Angel of Darkness (PC)
5. The Simpson's Hit & Run - fml
Let's talk about that last game.
So I was doing well
I had stealth mode on B)
I was tiny, so nobody really noticed me
But damn those 700mb limit CDs
So I managed to tear the plastic seal
I also managed to open the box
I saw the CD
Took it out
Stuffed it in my pants
Pulled the CD out in a corner and said "I'm the baus bitches"
CD 1 of 2?
So I went back in and tried to be as swift as I could and took the second disc out.
I turn around, an Asian guard was RIGHT behind me.
I tried to play it cool (silly child..)
Moments later I was in the manager's office where the manager just got off the phone with my dad. The next few minutes he scared the balls out of me how I'd be expelled from school and my head would be shaved and my eyebrows too. Bastard...
Well, parents had a talk with the manager
I felt so damn sad, even asked my mommy for a hug.
You know what she said? NO >.>
MY MOMMY WOULDN'T HUG ME
Anyways, got back home and- well, you know the drill *looks back and examines his bottom*
The only good part was, I got to take the game home and even play it a month later.
DISCLAIMER : This is a work of fiction and any resemblence to characters living or dead is purely coincidental.